i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
do not tempt me with such delights.
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…
I go with the theory that Luna rigged those games to drop out the pens, that that’s why they’re magical items and why it perfectly matches their colors. I’m pretty sure that A LOT of the game arcade stuff was rigged by Luna. IF THEY CAN PUT A BASE UNDER THE CROWN ARCADE, THEY CAN RIG A GAME’S PRIZES.
And I love that Usagi’s only jealous when Ami gets a pretty pen as a prize, that she wants one, too. It’s adorable and I’m so glad they kept her beating on the machine until it gave her one!
But the thing I love most of all. The thing I love most in the world.
Is that Luna put that second pen in there. You know why? Not because Usagi was good enough to get the pen herself, because Luna knows she stinks at the game. But because Luna knew that Ami was a genius and good with computers/hand-eye coordinated skills, and she knew that Ami would get her blue pen and then KNEW THAT USAGI WOULD THROW A TANTRUM TO GET ONE, TOO.
SO SHE PUT A PEN IN THERE FOR USAGI, TOO.
Fucking bless that talking cat, her life is so fucking hard sometimes, I bet.